Political Jokes, Which One is Funnier?

The Problem with Political Jokes is that They get Elected

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If President Obama's policy positions and his plans for the country received almost as much coverage as his personality, life history, and personal life has-

- Most would agree that under the circumstances, he is doing the best he can with what he's got. I'm almost certain that more people would incorrectly mistake him as a Muslim than could correctly identify the major points of his health care plan or his vision for reforming American immigration policy. 

This post is an attempt to provide an unbiased look at President Obama's as well as Gov. Romney's stances on the key issues that will decide the 2012 election as they face up in November.

Please feel free to sift through the issues and Find the ones that pertain to you and Make the right choice for Yourself.

Enjoy!

	Barack Obama	Mitt Romney
Political Party:	Democratic	Republican
Alma Mater:	Occidental College, Columbia University (BA), Harvard Law School(JD)	Stanford University, Brigham Young University (BA), Harvard University (MBA, JD)
Position on the Economy:	Repeal Bush tax cuts for households earning more than $250,000. Lower taxes on manufacturing industry. Stimulus spending and tax cuts to grow the economy (short term). Cut spending and raise taxes on wealthy to reduce deficit (long term).	Make Bush tax cuts permanent. Lower corporate tax rate across the board to 25%. Cut taxes and regulations to encourage business. Cut "non-security discretionary [government] spending" by 5% to reduce deficit.
Position on Healthcare:	After five presidents over a century failed to create universal health insurance, signed the Affordable Care Act (2010) healthcare overhaul bill. Calls for patient protections like allowing coverage for pre-existing conditions, not letting insurers cancel policies when patients get sick, and requiring individuals to buy health insurance or pay a fine. It will cover 32 million uninsured Americans beginning in 2014 and mandates a suite of experimental measures to cut health care cost growth, the number one cause of America’s long-term fiscal problems.	Created similar legislation in Mass. but believes it's not appropriate for all of USA and wants to repeal. Proposes encouraging individuals to purchase their own health insurance rather than via employers, and allowing insurance across state lines.
Position on Immigration:	Supports path to legalization for illegal immigrants that includes learning English & paying fines; toughen penalties for hiring illegal immigrants; voted for fence along Mexican border. Issued exec order to not deport certain undocumented immigrants	Would make English the official language of the US and "turn off the magnets like tuition breaks or other breaks that draw people into this country illegally"
Position on Iraq:	Opposed invasion from the beginning; opposed troop increase; ended military operations in Iraq(on previously negotiated Bush timeline). Made no effort to keep promise to exit in 2009. Troops moved to Afghanistan and Iranian border.	Romney says that keeping the U.S. in Iraq is the best option for minimizing casualties and maintaining a democratic government in Iraq.
Position on Iran:	Engage in direct diplomacy; tighten economic sanctions with international cooperation; military option not off the table. Failed to deliver on 2008 campaign promise to meet with the Iranian president without preconditions.	Military option not off the table.
Position on Global Warming and Environment:	Supports a mandatory cap-and-trade system to reduce carbon emissions. Delayed decision on northern leg of Keystone XL pipeline due to environmental concerns.	Opposes cap and trade legislation. Supports Keystone XL pipeline. Exporting carbon emissions to China hurts US and planet. (Aug 2007), Humans contribute to world getting warmer. (Nov 2011), $20 billion package for energy research & new car technology
Position on Indefinite detention:	Publicly opposed but debate on Congressional floor revealed that his Administration asked for language excluding American citizens be removed.	Would have signed NDAA as is.
Position on Military Intervention:	Publicly opposed wars and intervention but has recently admitted to expanding Afghan conflict into Pakistan. Says Congressional approval not required if UN gives approval.	Consult with lawyers on legality but believes President has the right to do what he believes makes the country safer.
Position on Gay rights:	Supports same-sex marriage; pushed Congress to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell, allowing gays to serve openly in the military	Opposes same-sex marriage; supports legal unions; supports Don't Ask, Don't Tell but favors gays serving openly in the military(Govwatch 1994), supported ENDA to ban anti-gay employer discrimination
Position on Abortion:	Supports Roe v. Wade; criticized Supreme Court decision that upheld ban on partial-birth abortions.	Opposes Roe v. Wade; believes states should be allowed to ban abortions., 1994: Supported abortion rights but personally opposed, No punishment for women who have partial birth abortions, change of heart in 2005 when preparing to run for President
Position on Education	Obama called for increased investment in public schools; "Budget reflect choices..."	In the past, Romney has discussed making the U.S. Department of Education " A heck of a lot smaller".
Profession:	Lawyer, politician, author	Businessman, politician, author
Place of Birth:	Honolulu, Hawaii	Detroit, Michigan
Children:	Malia Ann (b July 4, 1998) and Natasha (known as Sasha) (b June 10, 2001)	Tagg (b. 1970), Matt (b. 1971), Josh (b. 1975), Ben (b. 1978), Craig (b. 1981)
Spouse(s):	Michelle Obama	Ann Romney (m. 1969–present)
Website:	http://www.barackobama.com	http://www.mittromney.com
Religion:	Christian (United Church of Christ)	Christian (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints a.k.a. Mormon)
Residence:	Washington, D.C.	Belmont, Massachusetts
Running mate:	Joseph "Joe" Biden	Paul Ryan
Date of Birth:	August 4,1961	March 12, 1947
Full name:	Barack Hussein Obama	Willard Mitt Romney

Does anybody know?

Often we speak of one's “personal identity” as what makes one the person one is. Your identity in this sense consists roughly of what makes you unique as an individual and different from others. 

- Or it is the way you see or define yourself.

It can also be described as the network of values and convictions that structure your life. 

This individual identity is a property (or set of properties). Presumably it is one you have only contingently, you might have had a different identity from the one you in fact have.

It is also a property that you may have only temporarily. You could swap your current individual identity for a new one, or perhaps even get by without any.

-What is the practical importance of facts about our identity?

-Why should we care about it?

-What matters in identity?

-Why does it matter? 

Imagine that surgeons are going to put your brain into my head and that neither of us has any choice about this. Will the resulting person who will presumably think he is you be responsible for my actions or for yours? (Or both? Or neither?) Suppose he will be in terrible pain after the operation unless one of us pays a large sum in advance. If we were both entirely selfish, which of us would have a reason to pay?

The answer may seem to turn entirely on whether the resulting person would be you or I. Only you can be responsible for your actions. The only one whose future welfare you cannot rationally ignore is yourself. You have a special, selfish interest in your own future and no one else's. Identity itself matters practically. 

But some deny this. 

Nigger Please, with Sugar on Top...

nig·ger

   [nig-er] 

noun

1.

Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive .

a.

a black person.

b.

a member of any dark-skinned people.

2.

Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive . a person of any race or origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant,etc.

	-= ghetto hamster =-
	A racial slur directed at a black child (a disposable pet). *white child* mom we need a new ghetto hamster my old one began to steal things.

The term nigger is now probably the most offensive word in English. Its degree of offensiveness has increased in recent years, although it has been used in a derogatory manner since at least the Revolutionary War.

Regarded as Extremely Disparaging and Offensive represents meanings that are deeply insulting and are used when the speaker deliberately wishes to cause great offense. It is so profoundly offensive that a euphemism has been developed for those occasions when the word itself must be discussed, as in court or in a newspaper editorial as “The N-word.”
Despite this, the same sense is used to referring to a “black person” among African Americans in a neutral or familiar way. More notably referring to other victims of prejudice, especially when used descriptively, as to denounce that prejudice, is not normally considered disparaging as in “The Irish are the niggers of Europe” from Roddy Doyle's The Commitments. But the other uses are considered Contemptuous and Hostile. 
We all invoke "Freedom of Speech" to hide the fact that we are saying something deemed offensive by some demographics. 

Can we start using other words or phrases out of context now?

I'm going to see if I can bring back Ghetto Hamster ( refers to black children as disposable used in the plantation era).

Sounds cute right? Maybe if I put a smiley after it wont be so bad? Ghetto Hamster :-D

Hopefully most people still find that phrase offensive. I wouldn't walk up to my children and say " Come here you little Fuckers! I love you". But why is it perfectly normal in some social groups to suggest that those little "nigglets" in the corner playing with blocks are mine?

Maybe I'm Not Black enough, but I don't Get it.I have a suggestion though. Can we go back to when we were children? You know, back to the time when we knew some words were just not appropriate in most situations so we just didn't use them...


Easier said than done?

Yes. Unless we change our culture and start to disseminate knowledge to our youth that words used out of context still suggests the same meanings attached to them. Whether it be intentional or not, the sentiment is still there and all the history and emotional baggage included. So Buyer's Beware when you're trying to invoke freedom of speech to sell/justify insensitivity.

Source

( Racial slur database http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html )

Biracial and the Unwritten Rules . . .

Now to understand this phenomena, it's simple.

People are not allowed to pretend to be another race. This is one of the most sacred of the Unwritten Rules since the inception of society. 

I know this from experience. Especially when someone would not be convinced of what I claimed to be. It was always the same song and dance. I was met with anger and opposition. In some cases I would be an out right social outcast.

You know this phenomena exists because most likely you live in a Nation. Further more, this nation has Clear and well defined Borders. And if you reside within these borders you must possess Identification authenticating your residency status whether you're a native or naturalized citizen. If you don't have the proper nationality status you get a free ride out of the country. 

To some measure we all understand what it means to be considered the other. 

It seemed everywhere I went whether it was on the school yard or in front of my house playing street football, race was a common recurring theme.

- When I was younger I'd hear things like; 

"Your hair is too straight, you Mexican Henry." 

- Or on the other side of the spectrum, " Usted no habla español? No eres realmente un mexicano".

I can still recall how strange growing up Biracial was for me. I happen to be a Mexican and African American at the same time.

Blaxican for the sake of simplification. 

Of course those aren't the only races I could be a decendant of, but nobody really cares. My whole life I've had others (e.g. friends, family, acquaintances) tell me who I am, or what I can or cannot do according to which ever group I can be conveniently associated with.

And Yet, I can't lie . . .

I'm also guilty of stereotyping myself when it served me. When I was a young man it seemed like a convenient way to explain my various skill sets to different ethnic groups. If I wanted to play basketball with the "brothers" I had to make it be known that I got skills based on the mere fact that I am part black, so I would always get picked that way. 

Then you would hear me say things on the basketball court like "boy, you know this young bloods got skills", or " Undercover Brother has entered the building" after a major play.

It was always fascinating to me, all I had to do was make a vague reference to which race I affiliated with and I can get people to bite and say the same things, "what are you?", they would ask. My reply would be, " Human last time I checked.", then there would be that awkward laugh and then, "Really, what is your race?", as if I'm being challenged at the airport by the T.S.A about my boarding pass. 

Sometimes the line of questioning would get intense. Folks really take their identity to the extreme when it comes to race. 

It wasn't until I was older that I could understand that ones perception of me will always differ from person to person. With that in mind I knew as long as I am true to myself, that is what defines me. 

Listen, you might hear something...

News Flash!

ISTANBUL - Anatolia's 500-year old love songs, censored for centuries, have been brought to life by researcher Hüseyin Irmak who has taken their stories, legends and lyrics and brought them together for the first time.

          

I wonder if anyone will consider songs of my time note worthy.

Tupac for instance. 

Tupac Shakur

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Tupac Amaru Shakur, known by his stage names 2Pac, Pac, and Makaveli, was an American rapper and actor. Shakur had sold over 75 million records worldwide as of 2010, making him one of the best-selling music artists in the world. Wikipedia

Born: June 16, 1971, New York City Died: September 13, 1996, Las Vegas Full name: Lesane Parish Crooks

Tupac Shakur is arguably one of the most influential black musicians in America during his time. He was in some measure acclaimed to be a lyrical poet. Tupac knew he was speaking to those kids bobbing their heads waiting at the bus stop. He could reach those people and speak in a language that can be digested through his music. 

He used be that guy on the streets, so he knew that with the rap genre and his use of narratives and unique storytelling style, he could explain and influence what he understood about the Black Experience in America.

Tupac was very intransigent about black community as a whole to "change the way we live". This message was clear in his song "Changes". Through his songs he gave every one of us a role to play in crafting our own future. 

He challenged us to face the sad or sometimes horrible truths that some of us enable and perpetuate the cycle of aggression and tyranny that is played out in every generation. He never suggested that waiting for some new law to be passed was a viable option.

He would exclaim through his music that blacks and races of all kinds should stand up for themselves and vocalize there needs and embrace community as a means to support and help one another. During an era in which five of every six black children were born out of wedlock, Tupac was the guy who could look black men in our communal eye and tell us we weren't living right. 

Which was a rare experience from a role model that was considered to be some what of a rogue and anti-hero.